Wednesday, November 4, 2009

THE BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME : TREY SONGZ - I INVENTED SEX*


The title of this post says it all....BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME!!!


can u believe there are people out in this world that are NOT in love with Trey?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM! ?

the end.

Friday, October 30, 2009

No Slave to the Dance Floor*

My average Friday night. Not a single thing out of the ordinary. It just seems extra mundane considering everyone else is on their way to Rumba Sky for what sounds like the party of the year..Okay maybe not year..but def the livest for tonight.

Tiff, my darling, and I are home of course. Plotting stationary moves. Pretending we're really going to go somewhere. --NOT going to happen!

As we oovoo our night away and I watch an episode of Deal or No Deal, we chat it up. The norm. I already told you...nothing out of the ordinary here.

Tiff and I WISH we drove and or had someone that would gladly pick us up and chauffeur us around. And possible pay for our tix into the club!? (NICCEEEE) But to be honest we just aren't those type of girls.

Doesn't everyone want to live the life!? Fast cars. Parties. Skip-the-line-access to these parties. Millions of "friends" (I call those situations acquaintances..be serious).

But as we discuss this further we realize we don't care too much for it. I mean its fun every now and then to get all dolled up and go to a party. Put your freakum dress on and have a grand old time. But there are people who live this. People who breathe this. People who simply would not know HOW TO DEAL if they couldn't.

Although, I wish my party access was a bit more fluid I get enough. I spend a lot of time with people...not necessarily always a party but sometimes the fun we're having is soo deep it'll feel like a party with not a lick of music, make-up, freakums, nor the occasional VIP access.

My own personal parties that I have along with my immediate group of buddy-ole-pals is often more fun than a party party (party let's all get wasted. BURRR!)

Some chicks need it. --The attention. The drunken guys lifting you up in the air. The skin tight dress rising up ever time your "jam" comes on. The 6in heels. Not to mention the occasional drink at the bar.

I don't need it. I enjoy it sometimes. But need it I do not. There are plenty of nights when it's right there. The lights are flashing like GO GO GO!!!! And I'm all "Nah, I rather stay in and watch Supernanny."

In all honesty I think Tiffany said it best;
"I'm no slave to the dance floor."

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Impress Yourself*

Was driving around work just ponderinggg...

A lot of people need justification of things in their lives to prove to themselves that they are sufficient. Everyone has their own personal justification. The strangest part is they often think they're impressing others but in actuality its alll for self. Every action we take part in. Every statement we make. Every thought we think only really matters to us. The clothes we wear. Music we listen to. Its all to make us feel better about our selves.

Everybody wants a certain image and most of the decisions we make are steps to create this image for the "outside" world. I'm not going to front like I'm not guilty of thinking of the steps I'm going to take and how others will receive it..but the problem arises when u allow the thoughts of other people to be your whole basis for living.

As people, we should strive to impress ourselves. The things we do should be for personal justification--ways to make US feel good about ourselves. Not for the rest of the world to feel good about us. If we are truly happy with ourselves and the things we do, what people think of us won't really matter.

I say that to say this(Jimmy!lol)-- make decisions for yourself. Impress
yourself. Live for yourself.


Trying to make everyone else happy won't get you anywhere. If everyone lives to satisfy them self eventually we'll all just be happy and able to coexist and form relationships based on true personalities as opposed to the personalities and habits we force our selves to have in order to seem appealing to others.

...I feel like Rev Run right now..all I need is a bathtub to lay in lol

THE END!

Friday, September 25, 2009

SOUL JERK*!!


I'm not at all an artist. Never claimed to be. BUT me and NISH WENT OFFFFFFF!!!!!!lol

SOUL JERK!!

listen and love!
=)

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Facebook* ruins Relationships



Lol Funnyyy stuff.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Jay-Z* on Bill Maher

My 100th post and I'm glad it's Jay!

I watched the episode! and I've watched the interview on line maybe 1000 times.

I adore Jay and I think he is a such an intellectual person. I admire his work ethic and his business mind. I'm just in awe every time I watch him. He is an amazing and genuine person. Enjoy

(i had maddd quotes from this interview too but too much to type. Just watch him. He's the best.)

I know it cuts.. that's the best i could get on youtube though.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

...2 Bee Stings

I watched The Player's Club for the FIRST time last week (well the whole thing in one sitting, prior to that viewing I've seen bits and pieces) SUE ME!

Anyways in some scene (not sure when) someone (not sure who) refers to one of the dancer's "Bee Stings" and it clicked in my head...Kanye West also refers to bee stings in Jay-Z's Run This Town.

"She got an ass that will swallow up a G-string,and up top ahh, 2 bee stings." --Kanye


Now I KNOW player's club came out yearrrssss ago. And I know millions of people probably use this term but it was just stood out to me bc i had heard it twice on two separate occasions. But i just wanted to know What the obsession is with g-strings and bee stings? Now i may not be the brightest bulb in the closet but I'm assuming bee stings would be referring to small breast? Am i right? or am i Wrong? Gimme a clue


And if bee stings areeee small breast WHY would so many people be hype about them!? Why are we praising bee stings?! I'm so confused! lol


Anyways since Kanye's lines about woman can often be linked to the lovely Amber Rose I wondered...does sheee have bee stings (i assumed she was the ass that can swallow up a g-string. i could be wrong)!?


You know what would suck?! If Bee Stings weren't even a reference to breast ! lol whatever though.

shout outs to Lisa-Raye.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Lil Wayne* Got Those Late Txts

As I cleaned the kitchen last night I was jamming to my IPod. Shuffleington was on deck lol

The Lollipop remix by Lil Wayne and Kanye (funniest thing in any other language if we had read Wayne and Kanye the pronunciations would be Wayy-N and Kayy- N or Wahn-yay and Kahn-Yay lol They're exatly the same except for that first letter. Why do they sound so different?! lol..anyways ...i digress)

The safe sex line sparked in my head...

"Safe sex is great sex. Better wear a latex 'cause you don't want that late text. That I think I'm late text..."

And i thought how crazy it must have been when Weezy received 2 of those before mentioned text messages!? lol
(sigh) Gotta love Rappers and their pregnant shorties.

Shout outs to the Beautiful Lauren London


and the lovely Nivea
How ill are their children's first day of school going to be?! Or Parent/Teacher conferences!? Kids will be connected to mad different celebrities. lol smh
They'll probably get their own reality show...and no lie I'll watch!