Weezy* Won't Be Goin' In...Yet

"Lock the CEO up. And I'm the CEO... fxk! Prison in February MARCH and I ain't in no rush!"-- Oh, Let's Do It!

Hold off on the Free Weezy shirts.. He won't be locked up until March 2nd. Thank goodness for them grills and all that cool stuff going on in his mouth. He has to get surgery which is what forced them to postponed his sentencing! KUDOS to that mouth of his =)

TMZ has all the deets.

Super Thugs* & Super Models*

I can't be the only one that's noticed boys are either some OD gangsters or some total fashionistas, or as I like to call them: Super Thugs and Super Models.

The majority of the male race can be broken down into these two categories and I'll be the first to admit it scares me.

Super thug:

• Some "thug" with an illegal hand gun. (allegedly)
• A du-rag EVERYWHERE.
• A bunch of "goons" that he runs with.
• Sells drugs.
• Fights for the dumbest reasons and rarely attends school.
• Tries to talk to any girl walking past, and completely disrespects her after she keeps it moving.
• Can be super sweet if tamed by the right woman
• Really protective and gets super jealous if they think their girl is with any one else.
• Cry in the quiet comforts of their bed room and then spark an L.. ALWAYSS spark an L.
• Tattoos on the face, arms, back. Real gangster stuff too! Nothing Sweet.
• Unemployed.

Super Model:

• FASHION ! FASHION! FASHION!... HIGHHHH effin Fashion too!
• Knows all the high fashion designers and knows SOHO like the bottom of their riding boots.
• Carry purses.
• Thinks super highly of themselves.
• Sometimes have eating disorders.
• DO NOT approach woman. They feel like they look so damn good women should approach them... always.
• Straight ...but people often question their orientation.
• Tattoos on the wrist, behind the ear. Hip!? Something simple or clever. Never anything hood.

I'm not a fan of thugs although SOME aspects of their list are desirable (in moderation) . Models, as well, would be more easily tolerated turned down just a notch. Whatever though... Where the normal boys at!??!?!

John Mayer* is a Rolling Stone

He looks absolutely amazing. (sigh)

And for laughs.. here we go.

Dwight Howard*

One day my darling. One blessed day.

She's a BXTCH*

I'm not sure about the rest of you girls but I get the feeling if you're too nice to boys it can be seen as clingy or worse a pushover.

BUT when I give a little attitude, actually not even an attitude, if I'm not lying to them telling them all the foolishness they wanna hear..I'm a bxtch!

I realize I can NOT win. If I'm friendly and fun and I'm going out of my way to say hey and such I feel like they get annoyed super quickly and won't want to pursue any further. That's why I don't take part in that. You'll hear nice things from me if I feel that way. I'm not just going to say nice things for the fun of saying nice things.

When I'm normal old keep it real/not going to lie to you/G'ing is NOT an option Brittany they get all bent out of shape because I'm being "bxtchy".

No hun...I'm NOT being bxtchy. I'm thinking more and more, its the kinds of girls these gentleman talk to. If you're talking to girls that are going to just say whatever you want to hear you're not really building any legit type of relationship. That whole thing is based on lies and foolishness.

I'm SO not taking part in any of that. If you ask me if I miss you and I genuinely do NOT miss you..I will say no. If you want to come by and I do not wish to see you I will tell you no. If you ask me something stupid like was I thinking about you.. and I didn't until you text'd/called I will simply say NO!

Obviously I fit in the "bxtch" category more than the clinger category..I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not. Boys complain either way. lol

If you guys toughen up and can deal with legitimate responses maybe there won't be so much conflict...OR don't ask me stupid questions that I'll answer like a bxtch.

Thank you.

Waving Strangers*

While I was walking home from the hair salon some random guy standing in front of the store on the corner by my crib is on the phone and proceeds to go ENTIRELY TOO HARD to wave at me. I stop and look to see if I know him.. and I can assure you that I do not!

After I continued to walk utterly pissed off, I realized that ALWAYS gets me super mad. Mr. Random Man wtf is waving at me doing for you?!?!? Leave me alone!

I hate it because I stop and look for a while to see if I know this man or not. I don't know ANYONE over here though. So I should have just kept it moving. We aren't friends. The eff do you want?

Ugh. One day I'm going to have to sit down with one of these random men and pick his brain. I HAVE to figure out why they think its cool to wave at people they don't know. . . .ugly ass.

My Life As Liz* Premiere

When I saw the commercials for this I figured I'd like it. I admire all that Indie-weirdo-I don't really fit in stuff.

After the first 8 minutes I was convinced I'd watch it again and after one of Liz's bestfriends said this-->>>

"Glitter is the Herpes of arts&craft.

This is going to stay on me forever."

<--I was even FURTHER convinced.

Here's a sneak peeeeek:

Anyways let me get back to viewing.. Monday's at 10:30pm..

Love & Rockets( how cute?!),

Be there!

I See It. I Want It. You Bring It To Me*

What ever happened to the boys that thrived off the chase?!

Seems like guys now a days just want to sit back and let the girls be the aggressors. Don't wana call. Don't wana text. Don't wana make any attempt to get the girls attention at all. What is up with that!?

Like hello!? Where are the old fashion guys?! You guys used to LOVE approaching girls. Now everyone is all "nah chill. I don't chase no bxtch!" lol Really though?! A few years ago you was all with the chase. Now you want the girl to go in?!

My apologies. I simply won't. I rarely call. Rarely text. and I can guarantee I NEVER approach a boy. Its that simple. That would be completely out of character for me and I won't take part in it.

I don't know who to blame for boys change of heart. I'm thinking its all these New age girls. All these "I see it. Iwant it. I go and get it" types. Making me look bad. Like come on, girl! Sit back and let him come to you. What is with this approaching stuff!? If boys have girls that are willing to approach them they won't build up the courage to approach the girls that won't. You chicks are ruining it for me.. all the way.

smh.

Hopefully everyone will go back to the way they used to be soon enough.